Listen: I know these people mean well. I really do. So you can call me a grump, you can wag your finger at me, you can think what you will, but PLEASE don’t come up to me in the grocery store when I’m with a small, ornery person demanding Go-Gurt and tell me to enjoy every moment “becauseitallgoesSOFAST!!!”
You’re barking up the wrong mom. During the long, gray, indoor days of February, when my kids are up half the night/home from school half the week because of snow days, random respiratory illnesses, and holidays commemorating long-dead presidents? You will find me wishing for a fast-forward button. Unless we’re talking about a few choice moments I DO enjoy. Read the rest at TheBump.com.