The Fat Man

by Abby on August 8, 2012

Yacht ClubThe boys were splashing in the shallow end of the pool while I stood ankle-deep on the steps, trying not to get wet. We were at my husband’s company picnic at a fancy yacht club. Glossy white boats bigger than our garage bobbed in the sparkling harbor while the hot, humid day ruined any efforts I’d made with my hair and makeup.

I had shooed the boys away from the buffet table where they had been grabbing fistfuls of chips and picking the sprinkles off the cupcakes. I figured there was less chance of embarrassment in the pool. Wrong.

A rather rotund gentleman who had been swimming slow laps in the deep end made his way toward us and heaved himself up the steps to get out. “That’s a fat man!” said my 3yo, clear as a bell. For a minute, time stood still.

“Yup,” said the man in question, then lumbered away. Is it possible to die from shame?

No. It’s not. Too bad, since my sudden death would have nicely diverted everyone’s attention from the matter at hand. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see the smirks of the other parents. Thank God it wasn’t MY kid who said it! they were all no doubt thinking. I leaned down and said quietly to my oblivious son, still splashing happily in the pool, “You don’t say things like that to people. You can hurt their feelings.”

Here’s the thing: he was not wrong. The man was LARGE. And here’s the other thing: he was stating a fact, not making fun of the guy. He’s 3, for pete’s sake! We all know kids aren’t known for their tact and timing.

This is a tricky parenting situation. For awhile, we tried to sidestep the whole issue, banning the “f” word in our house. (“Fat,” I mean. Not the OTHER f-word!) That didn’t last long. Any children’s books written before the ’80s are rife with words deemed politically incorrect today. Body image didn’t concern Dr. Seuss or Maurice Sendak, I promise you.

We carefully modified our dinner-table talk to emphasize eating well and exercising to be strong and healthy, never mentioning weight or size. But you know what? It’s impossible. From birth on, people’s first comments are about your baby’s size. “Whoa! He’s a bruiser. How much did he weigh?” “Big for his age, isn’t he?” “That one’s going to grow up to be a football player.” “That one’s built like you and the other one takes after his dad, doesn’t he?”

I don’t want to punish or shame my kids for pointing out something that adults do all the time. We just don’t say it to people’s faces. My heart broke yesterday in the store when I overheard a little boy say to his mom, “That man has a funny face!” His mom practically ripped his head off in response, she was so embarrassed. The kid was in tears. Come ON, lady. Overreact much?

A friend of mine handled this situation nicely when her 4yo daughter announced that she’d asked her teacher why her belly was still so big even after she’d had her baby. “It’s not nice to talk about how people look, sweetie. Unless you’re saying they have really pretty eyes.” It’s true. There’s really no need for comments about people’s appearance, is there? You can just as easily describe someone as “the lady in the red shirt” as “the old lady with white hair.” Easier said than done, I know. But I’m working on not saying anything in front of my kids that I wouldn’t want repeated – loudly – by a 3yo at the boss’ yacht club.

Marie Claire, July 2012LINK O’ THE DAY: Speaking of body image and acceptance, I’m pleased to announce my friend Pauline Campos’ new site, While it often seems like body image is solely the domain of women and girls, it’s not. As a mom of boys, I can tell you that body issues, clothing wars, and messages from the media affect ALL of us.

READ O’ THE DAY: There’s an interesting essay in the July 2012 issue of Marie Claire on how body image is not about size, called “I Miss Being Fat.” I couldn’t find it online but check your local library or gym.

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Corey Feldman August 8, 2012 at 8:55 am

Yeah so far we have managed to ban “that” F word from our house. When I read Dr Suess I often change some of the words. Sometimes I even manage to keep the rhyme.


Angie Mizzell August 8, 2012 at 2:04 pm

I’m glad you added the last paragraph, because that’s how we try to handle. We’ve had lots of conversations about this. That fat is not a bad word. That yes, some people are indeed fat. But we don’t call people fat or talk about how they look in a way that could hurt their feelings. The great thing about this is that Dillon wears glasses, and he’s rarely picked on because of it. For a year, he had to wear an eye patch for two hours a day. The neighborhood kids asked why he was wearing it, we told them and they said, “Cool” and went about their business.

All that said, I still haven’t recovered from the time Dillon told his dad in the grocery store (when D was about three) that the woman next to them had a big booty.


jetts31 August 8, 2012 at 7:48 pm

We try to make it a point to let the kids know there are just some things you don’t say to people. Age, size, etc. Just like you said, it isn’t a bad word but we have to be careful with other’s feelings. That being said, they still like to point out people in the middle of crowded areas.


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