Seven is… Pokémon and comic books.
… first grade and missing teeth.
… best friends and “worst favorite” foods.
… shaggy hair and skinny arms.
… teddy bears and video games.
… drawing comics and reading books.
… knock-knock jokes and potty humor.
… buffalo wings and mint chocolate chip ice cream.
… fighting some and laughing more with your little brother.
… Mom’s baby and Dad’s buddy.
LAUGH O’ THE DAY: For his class yearbook, Miles had to fill out a questionnaire about himself. Asked what makes him unique, he wrote, “I can read minds.”
“Oh, yeah?” I asked him. “Then what am I thinking right now?”
“Mo-o-om. That’s not how it works.” Oh.