“Just chipping away at some ice I froze in a cup while wearing a helmet. As one does.”
Why he didn’t eat his lunch:
“My cheese stick wasn’t cold enough.”
“My kiwi tasted like the stem.”
“I couldn’t open my yogurt.” (This from a kid who will tear into a wrapped candy with his teeth if he has to!)
Why he won’t wear certain clothes:
“That shirt makes me look too cool.”
“Those pants make my knees scratchy.”
“Long-sleeve shirts make me too cold.” (Um, not following the logic there…)
Misc.:
“I’m full of my broccoli so I can’t eat any more dinner. Can I have dessert now?”
“Daddy, you have a blue laser?! Can I see it?” (That would be “blazer.”)
“Mama, I peed in my bed last night. April Fool!” (It’s only an April Fool’s joke if it didn’t happen!!)
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