Things Preschoolers Say

by Abby on April 2, 2014

Just chipping away at some ice I froze in a cup while wearing a helmet. As one does.

“Just chipping away at some ice I froze in a cup while wearing a helmet. As one does.”

Why he didn’t eat his lunch:

“My cheese stick wasn’t cold enough.”

“My kiwi tasted like the stem.”

“I couldn’t open my yogurt.” (This from a kid who will tear into a wrapped candy with his teeth if he has to!)

Why he won’t wear certain clothes:

“That shirt makes me look too cool.”

“Those pants make my knees scratchy.”

“Long-sleeve shirts make me too cold.” (Um, not following the logic there…)

Misc.:

“I’m full of my broccoli so I can’t eat any more dinner. Can I have dessert now?”

“Daddy, you have a blue laser?! Can I see it?” (That would be “blazer.”)

“Mama, I peed in my bed last night. April Fool!” (It’s only an April Fool’s joke if it didn’t happen!!)

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